The Ice House (1969)

The movie is surprisingly subdued in its pacing, its characterizations, and its go-for-broke sensibilities.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

It is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties. It's a feast for the eyes. But what really makes this dramedy work is the acting.

This is one of those movies that 21st century audiences simply don't understand. If you weren't around in the days before political correctness, you probably won't either. But if you were, you probably "get" movies like the original "Porky's," made when the drive-in was king and you could get your date in the mood with a sexy flick."The Ice House" is a perfect example. It has it all: Handsome, virile beefcake male leads (the Story brothers) with whom the male audiences can identify; hot cars; clubbing at a live sex show; a murder/suspense plot; and plenty of skin & sin to keep you alert.The tongue-in-cheek plot opens with handsome stud Rick Story banging his latest conquest while scantily clad ice-house customer Venus de Marco waits impatiently for service. Though freshly drained from his romp he hits on her too, something her three beefy boyfriends don't appreciate. A fight ensues and Rick wins...until Venus offers him a toast, then smashes him over the head with a beer bottle.Rick awakens in the arms of his cop twin, David Story. Rick is good and mad at Venus and decides to kick her butt. He tracks her down to the Magic Mushroom, where she dances virtually nude. From there he follows her home, seducing her in the shower. They are going to make it a regular thing, until she toasts him once again--triggering recall of his previous rage, he kills her without realizing what he's doing.Rick freaks out and has a devil of a time hiding the body. An ex-cop himself, he knows how to clear the crime scene. But his plans go awry and he's forced to hide the body at his ice house until he can dispose of it. Meanwhile, a female customer sees the corpse and faints, forcing Rick to take her in and assure her it was just a prank. She buys it but needs a drink. When he pours one for her, she toasts him, triggering his homicidal knee-jerk reaction and he kills her, too! Rick's brother now knows something is up. A chase ensues and David finds the women's bodies. Rick tries to explain but David still wants to take him into custody for his own and everyone else's good. A final twist at the end tops things off nicely.Not recommended for 21st century whiners who curl up in the fetal position over anything that doesn't have a heavy-handed, politically correct pro-feminist message. Highly recommended for sexually active young men who like to have fun without a lot of post-modern propaganda thrown in.PS: Watch for William Bonner's turn as one of Venus' boyfriends. Bonner (real name Pierre Maurice Prenatt) was an Air Force vet who made his debut in Ed Wood's "Orgy of the Dead" and turned up in other films like "The Hard Road." He was expert at playing sleazy hoods but in real life was a very nice man. He was seriously injured while making his last film in 1975 and confined to a wheelchair for the next 39 years, until his death on 21 October 2014. RIP, my friend.

movie is boring bad, and totally stupid. nancy dow, is worth seeing in a movie. only because she is jennifer aniston's mom. and curiousity caused me and i am sure many others to see this movie because of the relationship with jennifer aniston of friends. other than that not worth seeing, and worth forgetting altogether..

I missed this back in the early 70s when it played my local drive-in under the reissue title LOVE IN COLD BLOOD. Now, through the magic of home video, I've finally seen it. In fact, I saw it about five years ago, hated it, and put it away. Recently, I dug it out again to see if it was indeed as bad as I remember it. YES is the answer. I'm kind of surprised that Stuart McGowan, a man with solid b-movie credits going back decades, could have been involved with a film that is so poorly made and so sleazy. This aspires to be some kind of mystery and also a Freudian psycho-killer film, but it fails miserably on both counts. Jim Davis and Scott Brady are highly billed, but have one-day cameos--and they lend the only professionalism the film contains. They were actually worked much better into their Al Adamson films than they are here. The Story brothers make Lou Ferrigno seem like Olivier--even though they are different people playing different characters, they are such bad actors that they SEEM like one person badly playing two roles in the same manner. They are completely uninteresting AND unsympathetic. Of course, the wonderful SABRINA is as charming and seductive as she was in the three films I've seen her in, but she is not in the film that much. More of her would have been welcome. Although I don't see his name on the IMDB credits, I was also sorry to see one-time western star Russell Hayden as an assistant director on this sleazy dog. Although it may have been interesting for drunken, hormone-filled teenage boys to see the crude Story brothers paw and rip the clothes off of women two or three times in the film in a 1970 drive-in, this film really has little to offer the drive-in film fan, the sleaze fan, or especially the mystery fan. Thankfully, this was not Stuart McGowan's final directorial effort-- he made two OK Tim Conway comedies in the late 70's, so he went out on a positive note. Once again, this is NOT bad enough to be a camp classic or sleazy enough to be interesting--it's just boring and stupid and not worth renting let alone buying!

Interesting "Adults Only" . . . er . . .chiller (no pun intended this time). Rick (David Story) is a chick magnet who runs an icehouse. His life looks pretty good until a buxom blonde go-go dancer named Venus (Sabrina) conks him on the noggin with a beer bottle after he beats up her three (yes, THREE!) boyfriends. Suddenly Rick sees flashing lights and crazy sounds and goes into a blackout where he has an irresistible urge to strangle people! Rick's twin brother Red (Robert Story) is a local cop who urges him to get help but when Rick's doctor suggests committing him to a hospital Rick balks, figuring he can keep his . . .um . . .little problem under control. Venus' initial contempt of Rick turns to passion after he breaks into her apartment and climbs into the shower with her (just keep saying "It's only a movie . . .only a movie . . .") but when she offers him a post coital drink he has one of those blackouts and before you know it Venus has bought the farm. He tries to dispose of her corpse but no matter where he drives there is always someone there first! But then he remembers . . .the Ice House! Problem is as he is quick freezing Venus body another of his customers, Mrs. Wilson shows up for a servicing (and I don't mean a block of ice) and; well this guys problems just keep increasing! Terrifically sleazy picture with highlights including a go-go club with totally nude dancers, a dance called "The Scrub" that totally failed to catch on and a twist ending which, even if you see it coming, will not disappoint you. B-movie stalwarts Scott Brady (whose career ranges from costarring with Joan Crawford in JOHNNY GUITAR to a giant gorilla in THE MIGHTY GORGA) and Jim Davis (who battled THE MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL before finally ending up as a regular on TV's "Dallas") pop up. Look quickly for porn legend John Holmes as a dancer in the nude club (we only see him from the back). The real attraction is Sabrina, a British singer/dancer who fills the screen all by herself. This was her last picture. You can also catch her in HOUSE OF THE BLACK DEATH where she plays a harem dancer conjured up by warlock Lon Chaney Jr. to do an erotic dance at his coven gathering. They don't make movies like this anymore. Some might consider that a relief but I am grateful for home video so I can get a glimpse of an era that I missed.