Tusk (2014)

The Worst Film Ever

Excellent adaptation.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

I watched because I'm a fan of Justin Long back to 'Jeepers Creepers'. I was also surprised to see Johnny Depp in this movie.**Spoilers** This is a strange movie that doesn't go anywhere that you'd think it would. I was hoping for something creepy and fun. It turned out to be very strange and kind of nauseating. This is why I never watched 'The Human Centipede' because I knew that that kind of movie was not for me.The main character is turned into some disgusting kind of walrus made from human flesh. The only part of the movie that was enjoyable was the acting of Justin (before he was a walrus) and Michael Parks who really carried the movie. I also enjoyed the part where the walrus exacts his revenge on his creator in the last 15 minutes or so.

I didn't even watch the full movie. I skipped through to parts, and even the parts I did watch make me want to curl up in a ball and never move ever again. I mean seriously. I've lost respect for everyone involved in this process. EVERYONE. And I liked Justin Long before this, not anymore. Literally made an account to let people know this movie ruined my life. I don't think i'll ever be okay again. But if this review stops ANYONE from watching this all i'm saying is that it was a success.

I like to critique everything and I like good movies. This to me is a real horror movie because it is so creepy but good. I've seen a lot of creepy movies that make you cringe at what's on the screen but it just wasn't a solid enough movie.The story here is very well put together and the events that take place make sense. Acting is very believable, music is on point, cinematography is very well done. If you have a weak stomach, this isn't for you. I love horror and even for me it was a bit hard to like what I was seeing. This is not your typical horror story but it was entertaining.I don't get the bad reviews but to me it is a solid movie all around.

I am a big fan of horror movies but sadly the quality of horror movies in the last 20 years has plummeted. This movie is right down there with the worst of them. Comparable to Centipede. I am not squeamish but both are just vomit inducing in their awfulness. Both jjust horrifyingly awful in every aspect. The only reason I sat through all of this is because I had a 6-pack of quality IPA to enjoy. Double bonus of no work in the morning.