The Inspector (1973)

The Inspector is tasked with protecting the De Gaulle Stone, a diamond of considerable value, only for it to be stolen by the notorious Siamese triplets, Wight, Weft, and Wong, better known as the Matzoriley Brothers.

The Inspector sets out to sea to arrest notorious smuggler Captain Clamity.

The Inspector ineffectually tries to protect the Commissioner from a mad bomber's revenge campaign.

The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux ineffectually try to stop the Blotch from robbing the Louvre.

The Surete Commissioner orders Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to track a mysterious and elusive Monsieur X.

A large diamond of an heiress is stolen under the Inspector's nose and her domestic staff of Chickens may be responsible.

A ship of bananas is hijacked and the Inspector and Sgt. Deux Deux must solve the case.

Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, are assigned to apprehend a four-armed pick-pocket named Spider Pierre, who promptly picks the pocket of Clouseau.

While searching a mad scientist's residence, Deux-Deux drinks a potion that turns him periodically into a dangerous monster that attacks the Inspector.

The Inspector finds that his female disguise is working too well with the Commissioner.

The Inspector and Sgt. Deux-Deux try to meet up with a secret agent around the world and get into one disaster after another.

A notorious Paris criminal, Toulouse Le Moose, escapes to Cherbourg after jumping bail, and Inspector Clouseau is assigned to handcuff himself to Toulouse and accompany him by train back to Paris.

The Inspector accepts the aid of Sgt. Deux Deux's rabbit's foot while confronting a criminal, only for it to plague him with bad luck.

A crime wave in Paris results in the hot-tempered Surete Commissioner becoming so stressed-out that he requires bed rest at home. Inspector Clouseau is assigned to see that the Commissioner is not disturbed.

Reports of flying saucers over Paris have the Surete scrambling to keep order.

Inspector Clouseau pursues a thieving motorcycle gang led by one Pig-Al.

The French Surete experiments with the use of dogs as partners to its police officers, and Inspector Clouseau is paired with a scrappy canine given the name of Private Bowser.

Suspended for incompetence, the Inspector tries to protect the Commissioner from a vengeful criminal, but keeps getting implicated instead.

Mistaken for a bank robbing lookalike, The Inspector is sent to prison and his efforts to escape prove a hopeless challenge.

Inspector Clouseau declares war on a pesky crow, with the bumbling Clouseau talking all his own bomb blasts and being electrified on a power line.

The Inspector is selected as a police exchange student with Canada. His first assignment is to track down the vicious two-faced Harry.

Inspector Clouseau is stranded on a deserted island with a vicious criminal, whom Clouseau had been assigned to transport to the prison on Devil's Island.

When working with the Mounties, The Inspector becomes the prisoner of the ever alert fugitive, Caribou Lou.

The Inspector's pursuit of a criminal in London is impeded by the Scotland Yard captain who is more interested in enforcing the local weapons policy.

A new automated policeman replaces The Inspector and captures Louie de Louse. The Inspector fights to get his job back.

The inspector gets lost in the countryside and goes to a haunted house for directions. Of course the master of the house wants his brain.

On a hunting vacation, Inspector Clouseau mistakenly keeps shooting a bad-tempered bear instead of the quail he's after which results in painful lessons learned by the Inspector.

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to investigate reports of a phantom presence at the Paris Opera House.

Inspector Clouseau must delay his long-awaited vacation on the Surete Commissioner's order that he obtain a nationally sensitive document from a safe on an estate guarded by a dedicated and aggressive canine.

A bickering married couple continue their verbal sparring as they repeatedly repel Inspector Clouseau's attempts to enter their house to give them a ticket.

The tricky Muddy La Feet has escaped from prison and The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux must recapture him.

The Inspector finds himself marked for death by two jewel thieves for the jewel he is guarding.

The Inspector tries to arrest a crook in his hideout with the "help" of a robot's advice.

On his day off work, Inspector Clouseau goes grocery shopping. On leaving the store, he thoughtlessly takes his shopping cart with him and is chided by a narrator for having committed theft and broken the law.