Zombies Gone Wild (2007)

Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

The Worst Film Ever

Overrated

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

Hello terribly duped public! My name is Chris and I was Randy in the hellish nightmare that was Zombies Gone Wild. First of all, let me apologize on behalf of Gary Roberts or "GR", the "Coen" brothers and the entirety of Westlake Entertainment, because they will never do it themselves. The year was 2006 and my roommate and I (Dave Competello) were scouring the earth for acting jobs when we found a movie that was to start filming immediately. We jumped on board and went to a reading in Chatsworth, (gulp). Here we read from terribly written sides, trying to land awful dick and fart jokes amidst improper sentence structures and atrocious spelling. Sentences would often begin with one train of thought and end with something completely different. We did our best to fight through it and wouldn't you know it, WE GOT THE PARTS! We began filming the next day and it was then that we realized, there was no script at all. Every day the director would come to us with pages he had written that night or that morning, complete with incoherence, and expect us to memorize and deliver it verbatim. The petty cash they paid us for those two months was barely enough to live on. They had no production, no script, no intentions. In short, PLEASE PLEASE do not buy this video. It is a waste of your time and the terrible people behind it (the fool in black face), do not deserve a penny of your money.

This movie was bad, I realized that after watching this film (if you can even call it that) for nearly an hour and a half, nothing had happened. I mean I'm no Spielberg, but I have no doubt in my mind that I could make a better film than this in several hours. Though they tried to be funny, they're use of childish racial slurs and fart jokes simply got old after about the first 30 seconds. The "Cohens" should have saved their money and went to film school instead of trying to fool people into believing they were decent film makers like the Coens. If they read this I hope they get the point and decide to do something much more productive with their lives like raising alpacas.

By far the worst movie I've ever seen. That goes for story, filming, actors as well as the set. So don't bother and buy or rent this one but buy a beer or two, you'll have much more fun. I'll bet the budget was so low you couldn't even bring your date from it to MacDonalds.There's absolutely nothing scary in this movie and if it was made to be funny then they also failed on that one.If you still are going to watch this film you experience a home movie quality where every scene will take at least 5 to 10 minutes (way too long) before the next scene starts.You remember when you tried your very first camera? Exactly!Reg, Ed

First of all, I need to enter my personal disclaimer--I only watched this movie because I am on a quest to watch every zombie movie possible, good or bad. And believe me, this was bad. Not because it's "not intended for the politically correct"--I can deal with that. It's because my definition of humor extends past the bathroom, whereas this movie's humor almost literally STARTS there. Too much time is wasted on unfunny dialogue, and there's not even enough scene cuts to make it interesting. The "offensive" humor would have worked if it was remotely funny. Most of it involved various bodily functions and watching them in action. Someone said this was supposed to be "Girls Gone Wild" with zombies. On the one hand, the zombies don't show up until well after an hour of the aforementioned dialogues, and on the other, guys looking to spot some female nudity of any kind are in for a serious disappointment. As a "zombie purist", I got a big problem with gorgeous women who are normal by day, and turn into zombies (that can carry on dialogue) at night--and then they stay zombies for the rest of the film. Speaking of film, where did these people learn how to do it? I was puzzled as the outdoor scenes went from morning to dusk in less than 5 minutes, then broad daylight, then nighttime, then morning again. And the ending is one of the cheapest cop-outs I have EVER seen in ANY film, although it did provide a few genuine laughs. And don't let the "cover art" fool you--the hottie and the sword never meet. All in all, there's not a shred of truth in any advertising of this movie. Avoid at all costs, unless you like wasting time and money.