WWE Rebellion 2001 (2001)

Absolutely the worst movie.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

1. Intercontinental Title Cage Match: Champ-Edge Vs. Christian - Match wasn't bad, but was pretty average. Edge Won. 7/10 2. Scotty 2 Hotty Vs. The Hurricane - Fu*k this match, Hurricane is far better wrestler and performed perfect moves there. But no, instead of him they let won that terrible overacting jerk. Push the better ones in matches like this! 3/10 3. Diamond Dallas Page Vs. Big Show - DDP always beat Giant in WCW, now Big Show took his payback in short but persuasive match. 7/10 4. WCW Tag Team Championship: Champs- Dudley Boyz Vs. A.P.A. Vs. Hardy Boyz - Matt Hardy pinned Faarooq! Oh that was unpredictable. I want Hardy team to win, but Dudleyz do that, in a clean way. Fine. 7.5/10 5. William Regal Vs. Tajiri - I like these two, Regal is funny and Tajiri great talent. Regal won in a clean way! 7.5/10 6. WCW Championship: Kurt Angle Vs. Champ-Chris Jericho - Y2J won over Kurt by Old School Pin in a hell of a match. 8/10 7. Molly Holly/Stacy Keibler Vs. Torrie Wilson/Lita - Stacy is maybe good in bed, but in ring she sucks, Lita looks in this match like after skank, but did great job, same Molly. Thrish was special ref. Heels lost. 6/10 8. WWF Championship: Champ-Stone Cold Vs. The Rock - How I hate Rock, I must admit he deserved to win that match and Belt! match was really good, btw. 8.5/10

This was an okay event, nothing bad & nothing special. It was okay.FIRST MATCH- EDGE VS. Christian IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP Not a bad match, but in my opinion could of been a bit more better. Christian is about to escape, when Edge ties his shoes to the cage & climbs over & out of the steel cage to win & to retain his WWF Intercontinental Championship. 5/10SECOND MATCH- SCOTTY 2 HOTTY VS. HURRICANE I've got to admit, this was really a good & enjoyable match. Great wrestling from both of these Cruiserweights. Scotty 2 Hotty wins after his finishing move The Worm. 5/10THIRD MATCH- BIG SHOW VS. DDP {DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE} I've got to say that DDP did try hard to topple down Big Show, but it was not to be. It was a pretty short match but to me, it was surprisingly a bit entertaining. Big Show wins after a Chokeslam. 3/10FOURTH MATCH- DUDLEY BOYS VS. HARDY BOYS VS. APA IN A TRIPLE-THREAT TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Good match, it was pretty entertaining as the three most dominant teams in WWF face off against each other. Dudley Boys nail the 3-D on one of the Hardy Boys to win & to retain their WWF Tag Team Championship. 5/10FIFTH MATCH- WILLIAM REGAL VS. TAJIRI A bit too short to amount to anything. William Regal wins after the Power Of The Punch which is his special move. 3/10SIXTH MATCH- CHRIS JERICHO VS. KURT ANGLE FOR THE WCW CHAMPIONSHIP Good match between these two, as they have great chemistry when it comes to wrestling in the ring. Jericho wins but I forgot how to retain his WCW Championship. 5/10SEVENTH MATCH- TORRIE Wilson & LITA VS. MIGHTY MOLLY & STACY KEIBLER Bad, sloppy & boring match between these Divas. Torrie Wilson & Lita win but I forgot how. 3/10EIGHT MATCH- ROCK VS. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN FOR THE WWF CHAMPIONSHIP The long awaited Wrestlemania X7 rematch was here. It was a good match, noticing the fact that this is Rock's first match since returning, & also this match has DQ's in them as it had not at Wrestlemania X7. The referee goes down, which Jericho comes to help out the Rock, but accidentally hots the Rock with his WCW belt. Austin covers & gets a 3 count to win & retain his WWF Championship. 5/10An okay event, nothing really to complain about, it had good matches & some that were bad. Pretty good event which keeps delivering the perfect hype towards Survivor Series. Overall I'll give it 6/10 & a C

Let me just say i was there to experience this great event and it was FANTASTIC great seats great stars great matches one of the best i have seen i mean the Rock verse Austin thing for a title how many people get to see such a thing the only thing that upset me was that some of the Super stars wouldn't fly over because of the tragedy in New York.

Match 1: WWF Intercontinental Championship Steel Cage Match Edge vs. Christian Christian makes his way to the ring, with the European belt around his waist, with the crowd booing. Edge comes out to an amazing ovation, and the Intercontinental title around his waist. Christian starts the match by stomping edge to the mat, the door is closed and the bell is rung. Christian try's to escape early only to be pulled down by edge. `Edge' chants rumble throughout the arena. Edge and Christian both exchange blows, Christian gets edge down, and chokes him, whilst being booed by the crowd. Christian then tries to leave through the door, only to be grabbed by the feet and pulled in by his brother edge. Both in the ring they exchange knife-edge chops, edge goes for the buzzkiller, and misses, Christian takes advantage and locks on the sleeper, and gets a 2 count. Edge gets up and hits Christian with the spear, but it took too much out of edge and he couldn't make the cover straight away. He gets a 2 count. Christian gets up and goes for the un-prettier, Edge reverses it and hits the Edge-o-matic, he tries to climb out, but gets pulled down by Christian. Edge throws Christian into the cage and climbs up again, Christian follows him up and throws him off, Edge comes after him, and Christian is half way down the other side when, Edge grabs his legs and pulls him through, low-blowing him with the bars. He takes the tape off his wrists and ties his legs up so Christian is trapped. And Edge, just climbs over the top and from halfway down, jumps and nails Christian with a clothesline, and his feet touch the floor, and retains his title Winner: EdgeMatch 2: Scotty 2 Hotty vs The Hurricane Scotty starts clapping his hands encouraging the crowd to do the same. They both tie up, The Hurricane hits Scotty with the shoulder block. Again they tie up and this time Scotty hits the shoulder block. Scotty poses like The Hurricane, and then nails him with a head scissors, and gets a 2 count. Scotty goes for the face-crusher, but misses, The Hurricane locks on a modified Camel-Clutch, and with the crowd booing he gets a 2 count. Scotty gets The Hurricane with a DDT, he gets up and rips off his cape. The Hurricane takes down Scotty and mocks him by attempting to do the worm, he gets to `R' and Scotty gets up and attacks him. Scotty hits with the face-crusher, and nails the W.O.R.M, and gets the 1.2.3 for the win. Winner: Scotty 2 HottyMatch 3: The Big Show vs DDP Show throws DDP down to the mat, then nails him with a shoulder block, which knocks him out of the ring. They both get back in the ring, DDP takes out Show's leg with 3 chop-blocks, and gets him in a stand up figure 4. DDP get the Diamond cutter, but can't get the cover straight away. Show stands up, grabs him by the neck and hits a massive choke slam. Winner: The Big ShowMatch 4: Three-team elimination match WCW Tag Team Championship The Dudley Boyz vs. APA vs. The Hardy Boyz Bubba and Matt kick it off, Matt with 2 arm drags. Bubba tags in Bradshaw who gets a 2 count after a slam on Matt. Matt tags in Jeff. Jeff hits a clothesline on Bradshaw and gets a 2 count. The crowd start to raw `WE WANT TABLES' Faarooq gets tagged in and goes for a dominator on Jeff, but Jeff reverses it and gets a blind tag by Devon. Devon hits Faarooq with a spinning neck breaker, but Faarooq gets straight back up and hits Devon with a spine buster. Bradshaw comes in and gives Devon a fall away slam from the second rope. He then gives Bubba the clothesline from hell, Matt hits the Twist of fate on Faarooq for the 1...2...3, the APA have to go back to the locker room. Matt and Jeff double suplex bubba. Bubba gets up and shouts at Devon, who is out side the ring to `GET THE TABLES', Devon picks up the table, but Jeff drop kick's it in his face. Jeff gets Bubba Bombed, and thrown outside, Devon gets up and slams Jeff's head off the announcer's table. Jeff gets thrown back in the ring. Jeff tags in Matt, who hits the leg drop on Devon. Jeff gets on the turnbuckle goes for the Swanton, but misses, Bubba and Devon nail Matt with the 3D for the 1.2.3. Winners: The DudleyzMatch 5: William Regal vs. Tajiri They tie up, straight away `REGAL SUCKS' chants echo throughout the arena. Both exchange chops. Regal opens up on Tajiri with left hands and knees to the head. Tajiri hits Regal with the missile dropkick and gets a 2 count, he hits the handspring elbow, and then locks Regal in the Tarantula. Tajiri climbs the turnbuckle and misses a moonsault, Regal, locks in the Regal stretch, and Tajiri taps out. Winners: William RegalMatch 6: WCW Championship Match Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho Jericho starts off, chops all round. Angle goes for his Angle Slam early, but Jericho reverses, and try's to get the walls of Jericho on, but Angle escapes. Angle hits 3 German Suplex's, and gets a 2 count. Angle gets the ankle lock on Jericho, but Jericho reverses, and then gets the walls of Jericho locked in Angle gets to the ropes, Jericho hits the bulldog and goes for the lion Sault but Angle gets his knees up. Angle goes for the Angle slam, but Jericho rolls up Angle and gets the 1.2.3. Winner: and still WCW Champion Chris JerichoMatch 7: Divas Tag Team Match Special Guest Referee: Trish Stratus Mighty Molly & Stacy Kiebler vs. Lita & Torrie Wilson Stacy and Torrie kick it off, dropkick to Stacy. Lita gets tagged in and attacks Stacy, Molly gets a cheap shot, and then gets tagged in. Double team to Torrie. Molly goes for her finisher, but misses, Lita gets tagged in and hits the Twist of fate for the 1.2.3. Winners: Lita & Torrie WilsonMatch 8: WWF Championship Match The Rock vs Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold attacks the Rock from behind, Rock tries to hit the Rock bottom early on. They both exchange right hands and chops, the fight goes outside the ring, the rock picks up a bottle of water, and spits it at Austin. Austin gets thrown in the ring and gets clotheslined out the other side, he walks up the ramp and the fight carries on at the top of the stage. Austin goes for a suplex on the rock, but Rock reverses it, and gets his own suplex. Austin then goes for a piledriver, but Rock reverses it into a back body drop. They get into the ring and Austin starts kicking the Rock in the ribs, then choking him with the ropes. They again go outside the ring, Austin puts the Rock on the announcer's table, and goes for a pile driver, but the Rock low blows Austin. They get into the ring and exchange blows. Austin gives the middle finger to the Ref. The crowd and the rock, then he nails the Rock with the Lou Thezz. The Rock then gets up and does exactly the same as Austin, he gives Austin the Lou Thezz, and then gives everyone the middle finger. Austin gets the chin lock on the Rock both get up and exchange blows. Austin gets the Spinebuster on the Rock, and then low blows him. He then locks on the Boston Crab, but the rock gets to the ropes. The Rock hits Austin with Right hands and then they clothesline each other. The ref. gets knocked out, Rock hits his Spinebuster and locks on the Sharpshooter. Angle comes out and attacks the Rock from behind with a chair, Jericho comes out, knocks Angle out of the ring and picks up the chair, the Rock gets up and see's Jericho holding the chair, he attacks Jericho, and knocks him out of the ring. The Rock hits the Rock bottom, and then Angel comes in and attacks The Rock, the Rock, throws Angle out and then gets the Spinebuster on Austin, and goes for the peoples elbow, Angle trips him up, Angle hits him in the head with the WWF Title and Rock get Stunnered, and pinned for the 1.2.3. Winner: Stone Cold Steve AustinNot bad of a pay-per view. Didn't really like how these matches ended though. This one deserves a B-