In Heaven There Is No Beer? (1984)

Please don't spend money on this.

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

What? No reviews for this film as I write this? What a travesty! With a title like "In Heaven There is no Beer?", what else could this picture have been about but for the Polish dance tradition known as the polka. I actually caught this on Turner Classics along with some other virtually unknown musical documentaries and was quite entertained by them all. This one hearkens back to 1984, so it's already thirty years old, and while watching it looks almost like it could have been made in the 1950's. Not being critical here, the production company Flower Films almost certainly worked on a shoestring budget and did the best they could with what they had to work with.Most of the picture seems to have been shot in Polish communities in Pennsylvania, with cameos by easily a dozen different polka bands. Of particular interest to me was whether the Polka King from Florida, New York (my home town) would show up, and sure enough, there he was leading the Jimmy Sturr Band about the middle of the picture with a Rock of Ages medley. Other notable names from the Polka community included Eddie Blazonczyk, Walt Solek, Marion Lush, and Dick Pillar, founder of the Silver Springs Polkabration. I know, I know, the names probably won't mean anything to the casual reader here, but for Polka fans, this is a veritable nostalgia trip down memory lane.What certainly comes across in the documentary is the sense of community and identity that people of Polish background find by attending polka dances in their own towns, a tradition that seems to be maintaining it's popularity if I can judge by my own observations. I began polka dancing only a few short years ago, and it's a great way to have fun and get some exercise, especially when you start to get up there in age. Referring to my summary line above, I challenge anyone to find a person that isn't smiling while doing the polka.Like the man sang - "Walter Cronkite's got the news, but he ain't got no polka shoes."