The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)

Pretty Good

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

Better Late Then Never

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

OK, so where do I begin??? The film kicks off with some sexy cheese shots of cheeses from all types of countries! Literally, who doesn't want to see Swiss cheese in an opening scene of a film boss!!!! Anyway, the main character Jessica was genius, the actress played her SO well as a typical dumb horror movie character, I was Soho impressed. Please giver her an Oscar emirate?!$?! Like who ft is Emma Stone right guys??So in the end, spoilers!!!! Thye all get webbed up my spiders and eating by a man in his mid 300s who also was the same guy from "51 Times I told you, you have cancer!". Literally, he replicated the visual imagery of an Indian/Pakistani mans fave food aka Haleem with Rice!!!! But ya, hopefully u guys liked my first review, ply subscribe to XpenguX and leave a like on my most recent video!! Cya tomorrows guys!

bottom line this is the worst movie ever ! if you are going to watch it, be ready to waste 2 hours on nothing important ,maybe the only good thing in the whole movie is the music "some people might hate it too" or maybe for the sex scenes , because its full of nudity and meaningless sex .its not even funny , the tried to explain the lame stuff in the film in the beginning ,but still they got to many lame stuff , u can see the boom microphone in many scenes this movie is class F !!they are only 10 actors and cast , they do everything ! its worst than a movie done by 10 years old and yeah i gave it 2 not 1 , because there are some funny scenes "like 2 or 3"

I liked this film for what it was trying to be and what it was. Not what a horror movie should be. If you have friends and enjoy watching b-side horrors, or even just mocking normal films, Then you should appreciate this film. It has a very home-made feel to it for obvious reasons! and although some would accredit this to the poor quality of the film its what makes it what it is. This film was made by a group of friends, for groups of friends. Its not made for movie connoisseurs or critics. Its meant to be lighthearted and playful. In my eyes this is a very low budget prequel to the grindhouse compilation: In the sense that it both mocks and holds upon high the nature of the b-movie (A little less of the latter in this film haha).My summary is just watch it. If not for the subtleties in the acting which clearly portray its casual nature, then for the fact that its very name is "the worst horror movie ever made". If you are focused and watching it and find after half the film you haven't chuckled even once then don't bother with it! It's clearly not for you.

As for horror - yes, there are monsters, vampires, zombies and heaven knows what else - and it is a good thing they stated what each was or you may not know. As for a movie, it was actually shot pretty well, though the FX are...well...fitting the title.The acting is about what you would expect. The plot line reminds me of some drawn out stories my daughter comes up with that includes lots of "and then...and then...and then..." without end. It seemed that everyone had an idea they wanted to fit in so it was all shoved in.However, if you don't mind the more-or-less okay acting, and the cheezy fx and storyline, and don't mind religious jokes, this movie is hilarious. Where else would you have a zombie Jesus stating that it was his turn to eat of the body and drink the blood.If they were trying to make a real horror movie, this would be a disaster, but since they knew they were being silly, this movie scores a lot better than you'd think.