Survival Island (2002)

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

As Good As It Gets

Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

An earlier reviewer recommended this "only if you're high." Nope, didn't help. I love bad movies but this has NOTHING to recommend it other than Jaime Pressley in a bikini (And not long enough). And even this Jaime Pressley junkie had to hold his nose for most of this. Garrett Wang ever work again? (Or want to after this?) Actually, I checked. This was his first work after Star Trek Voyager & looks like his career has gone downhill sinceThe title gives away the monster & I don't think I could give up any other spoilers BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING YOU WON'T SEE COMING!IMDb Trivia: Jaime Pressly hated the movie. 'Nuff Said.....

This film is one of the last I was able to get a hold of in order to see as many of IMDb's Bottom 100 films--the 100 movies with at least 1500 reviews that are the lowest rated. Most of the films on the list truly are horrible, but a few seem to have been unjustly rated. Is this film truly horrible enough to be on this infamous list? -- The movie starts with a prologue about some pre-Columbian natives creating a clay statue and magically transforming all the evil into it and sending it away to stop the plague. The scene switches to the present and you see a group of really, really worthless fraternity and sorority member heading to a hedonistic time on an island--which, surprise, surprise, is where the statue currently resides. Considering that these spoiled brats seem to spend all their time drinking, screaming, showing off their butts and acting boorish, I must assume the film is going to be a comedy. It certainly would not be a horror film to see these jerks die!Later, when some of the idiots discover the statue, they do what you'd expect anyone to do when they discover an ancient artifact--they smash it to see what's inside!! As I said, these idiots really, really needed to die! What follows, however, does look much more like a comedy, as the statue comes to life and a clay guy starts running amok!! It smashes people to death and blood goes a flyin'--making it a slasher movie but without the knives. In every possible way, it's exactly what you'd expect.So is it bad enough to make the list? Well, yes...but MOST slasher films should make the list, if you ask me! This one does manage to be even dumber, however, given the whole piñata angle. Plus, explosions when there really shouldn't be any as well as a dumb CGI villain make this a really bad example of a really dumb genre. Still, dumb young adults being slaughtered--this isn't exactly an idea that we haven't seen before or will probably see much more of in the future--as there are LOTS of fools who flock to theaters to see this mindless crap. This doesn't say much about the human race, does it?!By the way, why is Garrett Wang in this film? He's 34 years-old and way too young to be hanging with these morons. I guess life after "Star Trek: Voyager" isn't all it's cracked up to be.

my girlfriend just shouted at me from the other room "ohmygod Killer Pin~ata!!" i yell back "i told you syfy original movies are worse than freebasing crack" When she said Jamie Pressley i had to take a peek, and i got the scare of my life (worse than when i saw someone get hit by a car 5 feet in front of me) i swear some of my hair turned white and i almost crapped my shorts... in a little box in the corner it said "AMC" ...now i'm not a religious man by any stretch, but i could feel the crack of thunder as the last seal was broken and the end of days was upon us.After i pushed my eyes back in my sockets and took a few deep breaths i thought it HAD to be a mistake, or practical joke, someones last day at AMC and really wanted to screw with his boss -or the rest of humanity... SO then i come here to IMDb so see how many jokers would give this a 10, which didn't surprise me at all.. but i saw that one of the first comments/reviews was from 5 motherfunking years ago. FIVE YEARS AGO, HOLY SHINTO how long has this been going on?? Whomever is responsible for this repeat offense against nature should have their skin removed one layer at a time, or 1 centipede shoved in their urethra for each time its aired, or just shot into a black hole or something. i don't think ill be sleeping for the next week or so.Anyone who wants to make fun of me for spelling or trying too hard to be funny you just go right ahead, nothing could hurt me more than what my TV just did to me.

I'm awake at 3 am here in lovely Las Vegas, and they have chosen to show this particular *piece* of "American Cinema" on AMC. Is this a classic? I think not. Let's see... a piñata... that kills fraternity and sorority kids... on an island. If you decide to watch it knowing this, which I didn't, you really need to be at least two sheets to the wind. Sadly, I'm not, so it's really not all that entertaining except for the fact that a piñata, with the heart of a pig, is killing college kids. Don't waste one second of your life on this disaster if you actually cherish your time on this Earth. Seriously. What really baffles me is that they put it on AMC. Does that not stand for American Movie Classics? This must be a joke, right? What did the Programming Director smoke before he, or she, decided to add this to the lineup? Probably the same stuff the college kids did in this movie.