Sweet Revenge (1987)

Absolutely the worst movie.

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

Blistering performances.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Boone (Shackelford) is a smuggler of counterfeit perfume and international adventurer. When a TV news reporter, Jillian Grey (Allen) starts following a story about girls abducted from L.A. and put into white slavery camps, it leads her to the diabolical mastermind Geoffrey Cicero (Landau). Grey and her young daughter are then kidnapped. Meanwhile, three friends, K.C. (Gershon), Tina (Adams) and Lee (Little) are expecting a modeling agent to meet with them. It turns out it's two of Cicero's top goons, Sonya (Key) and Gil (Landi). The three girls are also kidnapped. When the girls, Jillian, and Boone all end up crossing paths, they make an unlikely force and they all fight to escape the clutches of Cicero and his minions. Will they get SWEET REVENGE? While mostly a TV actor, Sweet Revenge seems to be the only starring film role of one Theodore T. Shackelford III, who modestly just goes by "Ted". While he's supposed to be an Indiana Jones-type hero, his smug, glib one-liners (which were perfect for the 80's, let's not forget) do tend to undercut the audience's faith in him as a powerful central hero. He's more of a jokester, a goofball. But the movie as a whole has a cartoonish, comic-booky vibe, where opponents are easily knocked over by the slightest touch, and muzzle flashes look painted-on. Add some triumphant, A-Team-style music over it all, and you have some dumb, but not offensively bad, video store shelf-filler that only could have existed in the 80's.Not to be confused with Best Revenge (1984), One Man Out (1989), Cocaine Wars (1985), or a myriad other items of this type, you really have to be a fan of rediscovering movies otherwise left languishing on video store shelves to appreciate Sweet Revenge. It has a lot of the hallmarks we look for when it comes to 80's action: the disco scene, at least one pinball machine, exploding huts, and an exploding helicopter. But the movie it resembles most is Catch the Heat (1987). The goofy tone is similar, the climax is almost exactly the same, and they each got one major star: Catch the Heat got Rod Steiger, this got Martin Landau.It must have been fun for Nancy Allen and Gina Gershon to run around the Philippines shooting machine guns and such. When we're first introduced to Allen's character, it seems she's going to be another in a long line of female reporters who don't do much. Thankfully, she basically becomes a gun-toting hero, along with her unlikely compatriots, some L.A. girls and Ted Shackelford. Strangely, that description makes the movie sound better than it really is. But the movie was kind of ahead of its time with its look at human trafficking, and Martin Landau as Cicero has his own logo. If you live in a palace surrounded by goons, and you have flags bearing your own personal emblem hanging all over the place, you might as well have a neon sign reading "BADDIE!" also outside your house. But Cicero makes no bones about the fact that he's evil. He sometimes comes out of his house, says nothing, then turns right around and goes back in. Such are his powers of intimidation.Released on VHS by Media, Sweet Revenge is a lightweight offering in just about every sense of the word. The 79 minute running time reinforces that, and is certainly welcome. While not a must-buy, you could do a lot worse than Sweet Revenge.For more action insanity, drop by: www.comeuppancereviews.com

Oh, a film that had so much promise.It had Nancy Allen from Robocop, and Gina Gershon from Bound, and it was about sex slavery.Unfortunately, it was the second film directed by Mark Sobel, and his inexperience showed. He should have stuck with TV episodes. The writer who penned the screenplay was a newbie too, as he only wrote one other screenplay. Maybe he shot himself after writing this.For a film about sex slavery, the only nudity is shots of Gina Gershon and Lotis Key going skinny dipping after they escape, and before they agree to go back to get Nancy Allen's daughter.Ted Shackelford ("Knots Landing") provides the beefcake, and Allen does end up in bed with him.Oh, it does have a lot of gunfire and numerous Filipinos die, but there was more action going on at my neighbors as it was the 4th of July.

This film is very stupid; it has pretty much the worst plot I've ever seen In a film. It starts with some chicks who look like there trying to escape from a psycho Hospital, they get shot and the credits start to role hmmmm, o.k. Then the lead chick, Nancy Allen. A famous T.V reporter gets a story that involves missing girls in L.A, She meets some informant in a car park for information, He tells her of some crazy man who takes these girls to Asia , drugs them and sales them off. Then the guy walks off into this ugly chick with a gun who shoots him 5 times or something.Now the film just changes to some nightclub in LA, Where 3 badly dressed young girls Are meeting with what they think is a Woman from a modelling agency, who really is the chick with the gun lol, This crazy lady convinces these silly girls to talk about the jobs there going to be doing in her car, And off they go. The crazy chick kidnaps them and Nancy Allen, Take them to get sold in an Auction.From what I remember they get away and take revenge on this crazy woman and all the people working in this kidnapping thing and to find out where Nancy's young Daughter went after her kidnapping, they also get a man helper along the way, who isn't really much help at all.All goes well and girl power wins. Nancy get her daughter back, awwww how sweat, NOT, There you got the full storyline pretty much so you don't have to see it, Avoid it like a plague, And I feel like I want a refund, even if it was 2 dollars, they should've given me the money to take it away from there store. O.K. Enough said, bad film, bad acting, and bad script. Well BAD every thing, I rate it 0 out of 10

I have to say that although this film isn't quite good, casting Nancy Allen, was a brilliant idea. She did as much as she could with a poor direction. In this occasion Nancy plays a mother who has to rescue her daughter, and she does another heroine character very well. I think her best heroine character is Anne Lewis in RoboCop movies, but this one is great too!! In the other hand, this movie has action, adventures, a bit of music, as I said before an excellent performance by Nancy. and I have to mention that two great actors as Martin Landau and Gina work in this film too!! So definitive I recommend it to you, it's suitable to watch with friends, and I give it a 10/10.