The Zombinator (2012)
College students from Youngstown, Ohio were planning a simple fashion blogging documentary before a zombie invasion changed their film, and their lives. Teaming up with an ex-soldier turned zombie-hunter, the co-eds face threats from the undead and their corporate overlords.
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To me, this movie is perfection.
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Instant Favorite.
Highly Overrated But Still Good
This hideous attempt at making a motion picture has to be a contestant for the worst movie EVER ! I can find absolutely NO redeeming feature in this trash. It has obviously been made by a group of juveniles who THINK they know far, far more than they do. They need to grow up, LEARN, study, watch a few hundred classic movies, and then they will realise what a piece of serious crud this flick is. For the first five minutes or so, I thought that someone must have recorded a home movie on to this DVD, which was part of a bulk lot I bought on eBay. When I saw that in fact it was the beginning of the movie, I cringed and almost threw up. It is painful to watch this, painful ! Please do NOT waste a moment of your time on this garbage. You have been warned! Rated 1 because a zero is not available to me.
Okay, it's time to rip this steamer to pieces... While I am a huge fan of the zombie genre, this unmitigated disaster made me want to seek damages. I will never get this time back! From the insane overacting, the plot that wasn't, and the titular character ( a black trench coat clad Blade clone) who appears for about 30 seconds in the entire film, this is 85 minutes of pure horrible.I mean, you can't even make fun of it, it would be like slapping a blind kid. So if you feel the need to cause yourself pain, just drive nails into your forehead. It would be less painful and far more entertaining for those around you than subjecting yourself to this pile of crap.
I tried to watch this movie all the way through. I never made it all the way through for the lack of caring for ANY of the characters. No one in this movie is memorable as an actor, not even Patrick Kilpatrick. I fast forwarded through endless dialogue to see if anything ever happened, it did not. The storyline was an absolute mess. Boring, absolutely boring. There was no entertainment value in this movie at all. Usually I can find someone or something to take away for future reference. This movie left me wondering if I should ever take a chance on low budget indie flicks. You should do yourself a favor and make sure you do not rent this movie..ever.
Terrible acting, shear stupidity. Worse than the Blair Witch. I puked because I ate Felato with this and the camera was ALL OVER, loud screaming. My next door neighbor looks scarier than these zombies and has better make up. If your feces could make a film, it would be this. It takes half the movie to get to a zombie. If stupid could be defined by a movie, this is the movie that would define it. I think it is the worst movie I have ever seen in my lifetime.It doesn't even make sense. Its like a bunch of really dumb teens smoked a lot of crack and decided to make a movie