Hidden Beauties (1999)

The Worst Film Ever

Please don't spend money on this.

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

The plot, what little there is of it, bears more than a passing resemblance that famous old fairy tale, but there are three of them - and more besides. Thank you Surrender Cinema, you know what your customers want. Lord Isherwood has three hot chicks on the go, but when they find out they deal with him the only way three hot horny chicks know how. When the governess finds out, she condemns them to one hundred years sleep. When a group of Americans inherit the castle, the beauties are roused and aroused and ready to make up for lost time.The film itself is not going to win any awards but there is compensation in the form of the Surrender Cinema actresses. The sex scenes are the usual soft core stuff but there is plenty of it throughout the film including the three beauties taking a shower together. The connecting scenes could have done with a bit more research. Apparently, the national airline in England is Lufthansa, we only drive Trabants and we drive on the right hand side of the road. Oh yes, we still use the horse and cart. Oh well, you can't win them all.

THis movie looks good--nice lighting, camera work, locale, and actors. But the acting itself is pretty bad and the story is ridiculous. The one saving grace is the good-looking cast. The women are beautiful. THe men are pretty hot, particularly the actor Kirk Enochs. He looks great with his shirt off (nice bod) and even better in a scene where he swims nude with a red head. I'd like to have seen more of him and less of the silly story! Just wish the sex scenes had been a little steamier.

First of all, I'm sorry for misleading those who read my "Dungeon of Desire" review. The famous Nikki Fritz lap-dance is actually from this movie and one highlight I MUST mention, because it IS the best moment in the film. You might want to watch that particular scene over and over again. Nikki plays a short, but significant role and is sexy as ever. Some of the sex scenes are pretty forgettable and I can't say there are any other steamy erotic scenes that I will stick in my mind for years and years, but Surrender Cinema has never let me down. SC always chooses the most beautiful women and has a great eye for tasteful, beautifully-done softcore porn. So you won't be let down, but you might want to check out some of the other titles first.My score: 7 (out of 10)

A pleasant movie in the soft core genre. It's just plain fun to watch as the girls try and escape from a castle in which they have been imprisoned by Lord Isherwood centuries ago. Nikki Fritz does her thing as Madame Ouspenskaya (the name of a real 40's actress in werewolf films)). I think adorable Brandy Davis steals the show,