The Secret Life of Zoey (2002)

Too much of everything

Powerful

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

Julia Whelan is a model teenager. She volunteers in an old folks' home, gets straight A's in school, and has a great relationship with both her divorced parents, Mia Farrow and Cliff De Young. But that's just on the surface. Underneath it all, Julia sneaks out to go to parties, shoplifts, goes out with a bad boy, and takes drugs. Hence the title of this Lifetime TV movie.The Secret Life of Zoey is a pretty typical TV movie, rather like the "disease of the week" movies in the 1990s. My favorite part was Andrew McCarthy playing Julia's counselor. He used a great combination of tough love and compassion, making him the most realistic character. If you particularly like mild movies about teenage drug abuse, you can pop this one in on a Saturday with your book club group. There's nothing really offensive in it; it feels like the type of film high schools show kids to scare them away from doing drugs.

Being friends with someone who experienced the trauma of a child addicted to hard drugs, I found this movie totally believable. Mia Farrow gives an excellent performance as the mother asking "Where did I go wrong?" as all mothers do when a child, shows a serious lack of responsibility. Yes, a parent would be in denial, and take a "Not my child" attitude at first but coming to terms with the problem would make every effort to overcome it. This film has a more or less optimistic ending but the sad truth is that the majority of addicts tend to relapse after rehabilitation. The suppliers and enablers ought to be locked up under the supervision of their victims' mothers.

***SPOILERS*** Straightforward and honest depiction of how drugs can destroy not only those that use them but their friends and family members as well.The story of Zoey Carter, Julian Whelan, is all too common in what we see in the youth of today when they stray off the right path and fall into the hell that's knows as drug and alcohol addiction. Being a grad A student and working part time as a volunteer at a local nursing home Zoey got a little too friendly with fellow high-school student Ron, Michael Conistine, who just happened to be the main drug pusher in the school. With Zoey getting hooked on both legal and illegal drugs it was off the the races where the finish line was a one way trip to the hospital emergency ward that's if your lucky! Most junkies like Zoey don't even have that good of a chance to stay alive after overdosing by going straight to the hospital morgue.It took a while for Zoey's mom Marcia Carter, Mia Farrow, to realize her daughter was a cold stone junkie but by then it was almost too late for her to do anything about it. Together with her estrange husband Larry, Cliff De Young, all Marcia could hope for was that Zoey would somehow kick the habit by herself which in fact got worse as time went on. The final kicker was when a grounded Zoey took out her mom's car for a spin one evening and got herself lost in a local drug den! After downing about two dozen uppers and downers and washing them down with booze she ended up in the hospital emergency room close to death!Sent to dry out at a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center didn't help much either with Zoey not responding to treatment and not listening to her kind and understanding appointed social worker Mike Harper, Andrew McCarthy, in feeling that her life, or whatever is left of it, was over anyway so why try to save it!***SPOILERS*** It was in fact the news that her good friend "Old Smoky", Walter Marsh, an 85 year old patient at the nursing home that Zoey did volunteer worked at passed away from a fatal heart attack that finally woke her up! The fact that Zoey wasn't there for him in his las moments on earth that really turned her around in how both selfish and destructive she became because of her drug addition! Getting back on track Zoey finally did what she had to do in trying to kick the habit but she knew that the road to recovery would be a long and hard one. And most of all it's up to her and her alone to make all that possible!

I think this is the first time i have ever commented on a movie and given it below average ratings. I found 1) Julia Whelan totally adorable, 2) Mia Farrow pretty unbelievable, 3) Andrew McCarthy totally unnecessary. Other than that, this was such a terrible script, I'm surprised they could make anything out of it. Totally canned after-school special. I should not watch anymore Lifetime Original movies, I think.