Evil Bong 3: The Wrath of Bong (2011)

Wow! Such a good movie.

A Major Disappointment

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

So in this third Evil Bong movie *Sigh* really, I struggle to even acknowledge that. How ridiculous can you get? When you take into consideration just how many fantastic movies didn't manage a sequel let alone 6!Well here our same four "Heroes" return, though one has been recast AGAIN! Now they must contend with an extraterrestrial bong....yep.Yet another evil bong which drags its users into another world of its control but in this world they erm........well let's just say what they're after this time is neither what you'd expect nor want to see.The zany comedy and quirky charm seems to be missing this time as they are essentially just making the same movie repeatedly with slight tweeks.It's nice to see the same cast and I can appreciate the effort they're making with the franchise but a bit of originality goes a long way.The Good:Mostly the same castThe Bad:Recasting, again!Most is simply not funnyThings I Learnt From This Movie:People learned nothing from Creepshow, don't touch meteor crap!The pope has been probed!What you talkin about Willis?

An evil alien bong crashes on Earth with the specific intent of taking over our world. Our stoner heroes are held captive on the alien bong planet by nude alien beauties. Original evil bong Eebee (voiced with sassy panache by Michelle Mais) is their only hope to defeat this new evil bong. Director Charles Band, working from a blithely inane script by August White and Kent Roudebush, maintains an engaging tongue-in-cheek no-brainer tone and a pleasantly trippy psychedelic vibe throughout. The game cast have a ball with the dopey material: Peter Stickles as nerdy straight-arrow Allistair, Brian Lloyd as the abrasive Brett, John Patrick Jordan as the laid-back Larnell, Mitch Eakins as the equally mellow Bachman, Sonny Carl Davis as zany religious fanatic Rabbit, and Robin Sydney as stuck-up bitch Luann. Erwin Keyes has a funny small part as a sweet soft-spoken wife killer. The copious gratuitous female nudity and perverse premise concerning Earth men being milked for their sperm provides an extra kinky kick while the cheesy (far from) special effects further enhance the overall tacky charm. Terrance Ryker's gaudy cinematography gives the picture an appropriately garish look. Richard Band's bubbly score keeps things bouncing along. A real dippy hoot.

An evil alien bong crashes on earth. Its intent: world domination. Our stoner heroes are sent to the alien bong planet and held captive by nude alien beauties. Their only hope to escape and save planet earth: Eebee, the original Evil Bong.Full Moon is not really known for quality, but they are still in the business of having fun -- they make low budget films that people can watch at a party or with a few beers, not movies that will be earning awards. This one, sadly, is neither. It runs too long, is not very funny, and just beat the "Bong World" idea to death. I liked the first film, did not mind the second, but this one is awful.The only redeeming thing about this film was the brief appearance by Robin Sydney, who must be in a lifetime contract to Charles Band. She has been in more of his films than anyone else in the last ten years, with no signs of stopping. Not that I mind. I have met Robin, she is a cool person, and I would gladly see her return again and again.Praise for Robin Sydney aside, this was just a stinker. I would rather have been taking a nap or playing Mahjong than sitting through this epic failure. Maybe it was better in 3D or smell-o-vision... but not on DVD.

Wow, for my first 3d experience this movie was perfect. From the beginning with meteor and comet trails floating around me, it was great. Sorry I almost forgot the pot leaves. Seeing the same actors again was also good, they all did a good job. The bong of course stole the show, if paraphernalia could win an Oscar it has to be him. I recommend this movie to everyone. Everyone in the theater had a great time.The movie festival itself was fun. It was nice to see Puppetmaster and From Beyond on the big screen, actresses barbara Crampton and Charlie Spradling were both stunning and a lot of fun in there part of the show. C.B. was not there but Ry did a good job in his absence. The theater itself was a nice place to see a show also on the marquis was showing fri and sun Jane Eyre the book is featured in the movie The Creeps. It was a great fullmoon weekend. Thanks Charles Band and Fullmoon.