Pledge This! (2006)

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

Fanciful, disturbing, and wildly original, it announces the arrival of a fresh, bold voice in American cinema.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

Isn't this just a bad copy of the movie "The house bunny" ? I don't understand why this should be a thing. Well, I don't know what else to say. Because apparently, this review has to have ten lines. But, I really have nothing to say about how Paris Hilton just took a movie that resemble 99.9% to a successful movies with beautiful and hilarious actresses like Anna Faris, Emma stone, Kate Dennings... And more. This is pathetic. Really. This version has to be the 300 $ budget of "The house bunny." Including the actors wage and including costumes, music and decorations. I can understand why it is only 1.8/10. One of the top 100 worst movies of all time. I saw Paris Hilton in another movie once, she was in the horror movie and she died. It was funny. Anyhoo, this is out of subject, that movie should be put down. If I could score it a 0, I totally would. Is this ten lines yet? This is getting out of hands. I don't have ten lines to waste on this movie.

I can't explain how hideously bad this film is. The acting. The filming. The overall technical effects. It claims that Paris Hilton was the 'executive producer' - please don't ever let her produce another film herself. It will only include herself in about 95% camera shots and her voice-over when she's not even needed in the scene. Do not watch this film. I thought her TV series was bad enough 'The Simple Life', this film is clearly just how she viewed her life if she had gone to a university? Go figure.. It doesn't make sense why she would want to make a film like this when she must've realised she would get slated for this? I feel sorry for Carmen Electra and Holly Valance who were blatantly lied to, being convinced this movie would sell well? Harsh review...yes. But it needed to be said!

Without the participation of Paris in this film, for me it might have rated a 5 at least: there are some funny scenes.However, due to Paris' efforts, this film is definitely not worth more than a 1/10 - at the time of writing this review this film has a score of 1.6, which has to be somewhere way down the rankings.A bit of a spoiler here - the last scene features a food fight involving custard pies etc. - guess who comes out without a morsel of food anywhere about her person? Yup, Paris! Not sure what her name is, but the actress who plays the 'mature student' was great.If you do get around to seeing this, make sure it's the uncut version as the gratuitous topless shots here and there are part of what makes it funny.

I found this movie on DVD laying around in my house a while back and I thought to myself "Paris Hilton actually made a movie!?" So I popped it in the DVD player and watched it with a friend. It was a big mistake because now I will die knowing I spent over an hour of my life watching this terribly thought out, horribly casted movie. It was not acting, it was not a movie, and it seems like Paris Hilton directed this train wreck. I thought it was going to be like American Pie or something of that genre but I was terribly wrong. I don't even know who bought the DVD and if I did they would be in trouble for wasting money, we could have gotten a large pizza or something. I absolutely abhor this movie: terrible acting, terrible story line, terrible script, and the movie seemed to serve no purpose. It is absent of any intelligent or intellectual thought and I don;t know how the producer got anyone to act in it, they should be ashamed. The only time Paris Hilton should be on camera is when she isn't saying anything.This film is a disgrace to American Film. Please do not watch it, even if your life depends on it, however...it is a bit fun to make fun of the magnificently terrible acting.