X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

The first must-see film of the year.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is stupid fun. The director, it seems, was so concerned about squishing every cameo, action sequence and plot twist into the rushed film, that he forgot to make it somewhat believable and/or coherent. This adamantium apple fell pretty far from the tree.

A full deception, ridiculous, with a plot so awful, poor produced, with a special effects that looks like a tv movie, a story of love so borring... resume: nothing works. The time just past and kick more and more this movie, when you have seen the last part: Logan. Everything goes just sadly wrong for this first film. Hugh Jackman is totally lost as Ryan Reynolds.

I thought for the most part this was really a good film, assuming you care about background and super heroes.Not sure why it such a low score. If a person like to hear "the rest of the story" and likes super heroes and especially like the x-men, not sure why this is not your cup of tea

​Plot Overview: Years after leaving a military task force, Logan(Hugh Jackman) must join back the action again when his girlfriend is murdered as his brother resurfaces.Directed by Gavin HoodStarring ​Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber and Danny Huston# NO SPOILERS!Overall: I love Wolverine as a character and I love Hugh Jackman's portrayal of him. I do NOT love this travesty of a film. There are no redeeming qualities here and I don't say that lightly. Even Jackman phones it in and that is kinda upsetting due to the commitment he's shown this character over the years. Sadly, this isn't even a film that you can watch while drunk and poke fun at. It takes itself way too seriously and that makes even poking fun at it impossible due to tone. The people who like this movie will be people who like the dark, depressing, joyless type of superhero film. Wouldn't Recommend.# POSSIBLE SPOILERS!Hugh Jackman phones it in throughout this and that is genuinely sad because of how long he's been dedicated to this character so this was clearly due to lack of faith in the film. Ryan Reynolds was NOT Deadpool and anyone who defends that absolute travesty should be publicly executed. Like this movie however you want; I don't care but don't call that abomination 'The Merc WITH A MOUTH'. He wasn't and thank God Reynolds got hit shot at redemption. Liev Schreiber was awful as as Sabretooth and I would even say Tyler Mane did a better job, and that is saying something. Taylor Kitsch was bad as Gambit and the character was completely wasted. Lynn Collins was bad as Silver Fox. Danny Huston was horrific as William Stryker but I suppose he couldn't have competed with Brian Cox. Despite this, a bad performance is still a bad performance. Will.I.Am was bad as John Wraith.The story was a lazy, poorly written mess. Gavin Hood followed a step by step guide(written by Joel Schumacher and Pitof) on how to totally screw up a comic book movie. It was lazy, twists didn't work and it was just plain dull.One scene in the movie was decently shot and that is when Wolverine uses his claws to turn around a motorbike. Other than that, action was horribly shot and everything else was terribly shot. The effects were abysmal and they SEWED 'THE MERC WITH A MOUTH's MOUTH SHUT!!!!!This movie failed to give a good origin story, failed to provide good action and made Hugh Jackman phone it in.The music was trash in this movie.Personally, I absolutely despise this movie and I think it is one of the worse movies I've watched.1/10