Friday the 13th (2009)

Simply Perfect

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

I don't understand the hate for this movie at all. This is an excellent entry in the franchise. This film has my favorite Jason out of the entire franchise and has excellent, bloody kills. The first 20 minutes of this film are the best first 20 minutes of any slasher I've ever seen. The changes they made to Jason in this remake were awesome in my opinion. Jason is far more ruthless than in any of the other entries in the series. The bunker was also a really cool addition. Many people are complaining about Jason running in the remake but if you're a true fan of the franchise you would know Jason can be seen running many times throughout parts 2-4. My only problem with this film is the character of Trent. He is the definition of a douchebag and the worst part is he is one of the very last to fall to Jason's hands. He just would not die. Overall, this was a great Friday the 13th and truly does not deserve the hate. Please give it a chance. For Jason. 9/10

This was a lazy attempt on a cult classic horror film. The beginning is promising, but as the movie goes on it misses on so many elements that would have made it so much better! The original did such a great job with building the tension, fear, and suspense. We saw Jason stalking his victims and the music was there to intensify the sheer horror of that. It just wasn't there in this remake. Jason was just there. You rarely see him getting there and that's part of the fun! And the scare! I rarely felt scared during the duration of the film. It's sad because it was set up pretty well, with the location and the characters, but it fell short. I'm glad that I gave it a shot, but I'll stick with the originals.

This movie was awesome. I loved the fact that Jason Voorhees was a more survivalist type of character. Scaremeter: 7/10Entertaining: 10/10Kills: 8/10

The 2009 remake, Friday the 13th, is the reaction to weakness being attacked by the reaction to guilt. The target is one kind of transport, and the attacker is another kind of transport. The transport which is committing the assault is a transport which is subject to time and isn't subject to time. The other transport is a transport where afterwards and timelessness have the power to be synonymous.In Friday the 13th (2009), a traveller who is the timelessness of afterwards and the timed nature of timelessness is being made a victim to a traveller who is the nature of just different types of time being identical. The victim traveller is the privilege of timelessness being incorrect and the menace traveller is the burden of order being incorrect.For one traveller, the importance of right and wrong is wrong. For the other traveller, chaos is right to be chaos. For the menace traveller, morality is the rejection of morality. For the victim traveller, immorality is the acceptance of immorality. For the menace traveller, responsibility means to be wicked. For the victim traveller, responsibility means to reject responsibility. So in other words, Friday the 13th (2009) is about inconsistency being a victim and it's about inconsistency being the creation of a victim. Inconsistency is the injury and it's the cause of the injury.An inconsistency is a violation of rules. In light of this, the violation is something which is acting as a victim and as the abuser. The act of betrayal is the act of abusiveness and victimisation.To be abusive, and to be the target of the abuse is in fact the very same behaviour. Abuse is the mandate of history, and so is being a target of abuse. The ensuing logic, therefore, is that it's not possible to be a victim of abuse without having first made an arrangement with the abuser. Because of this, the abuser is forever exempt from criticism due to their misconduct.Subsequently, the abuser must be criticised on the sole basis that their abusiveness isn't why they're being criticised. The abuser can be prevented from committing abuse, however, the source of the obstacle to abusiveness must derive from not wanting to criticise abusiveness itself. Only when peace acts against itself can abusiveness have a chance of being stopped.To prevent wickedness, peace has a responsibility to attack itself.Since peace is the structure of no observation - symmetry is no observation - the very prospect of peace turning on itself is the root theme of Friday the 13th. The lack of observation is equal, and it's the lack of observation which has a responsibility to attack itself. But how?In Friday the 13th (2009), the act of seeing is treated and has the effect of being a source of torment. Being seen by other people is treated by the movie as a source of humiliation - and this applies to all the characters, but not Jason. When people see Jason, the effect is sympathy and subservience. When "normal people" see each other, the effect is embarrassment, satire and shyness.The source of satire and abuse has been made into peace by the satire and abuse being linked to sight, which is what highlights the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th a genius work of art. The script accomplishes its goal, of getting peace to prevent wickedness by attacking peace by realising the truth that sight itself is the wickedness. The basic act of sight is the true source of evil.To Willa Ford, Jared Padalecki, Derek Mears, Julianna Guill, Amanda Righetti, Danielle Panabaker, America Olivo, Aaron Yoo, Ben Feldman, Travis Van Winkle, Jonathan Sadowski and Arlen Escarpeta: you should all be very proud, and very satisfied with the movie that you were part of. The movie that you were part of is a movie which links beauty to the inability to see. The victims of Jason all have an aura of visual beauty about them, or a behaviour of beauty, and the point of this is to symbolise the wickedness of sight. To see is to be abusive, and future evolution ought to mean the inability to observe