The Castilian (1963)

The Worst Film Ever

One of my all time favorites.

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

Wooden acting undermines the spontaneity of Spanish director Javier Setó's "The Castilian," an epic account of a nobleman, Fernán González (Spartaco Santoni), who emerges from exile to unify a deeply divided Spain against its treacherous Moorish invaders. Tenth century Spain constitutes the setting for this sprawling historic peplum which was lensed on location in Spain on the actual battlefields where the bloodshed took place. After the death of his older brother, González enters the city of Lara with his long-time mentor and companion, Jerónimo, (Caesar Romero of "Donovan's Reef"), and lays claim as the rightful heir to the throne. Earlier, the future Count of Castile encountered Don Sancho's lovely daughter, Sancha (Tere Velázquez of "Stray Bullet"), as she and her contingent are riding through the countryside. Sancha admires the handsome González but prefers to have nothing to do with him until he halts the ignominious tribute of a hundred maidens to the barbarous Moors. This is the most interesting part of this two-hour plus saga. Initially, the Moors remove the hoods from a couple of prize maidens, but they realize too late that the rest of the gals are guys bristling with weapons. If the invading Moors didn't pose enough of a problem for our valiant hero, González must clash swords with one of his own countrymen, principally, the merciless King of Navarre, Don Sancho (Broderick Crawford of "All The King's Men"), who has nothing but hatred for Castilians. González kills Sancho at a pitched battle at a river. In an effort to mitigate their differences with Navarre, González has the dead on both sides interred together after their battle, and he brings Sancho's embalmed body home to his grieving family. No sooner has González delivered Sancho's body than he finds himself imprisoned by Navarre at a remote dudgeon. The love that González shares with beautiful Sancha prompts our daring heroine to engineer his escape. González desperately wants peace with both the King of León (Fernando Rey of "The French Connection") and Sancho's vengeful heir Don Garcia (Ángel del Pozo of "Catlow") so they can join forces and run Abderramán (Germán Cobos of "Reverent Colt") and his Moorish army out of Spain. "The Castilian" takes on a supernatural flavor in the last quarter hour when the two patron saints of Spain, Millán (George Rigaud) and Santiago, with flaming swords show up at our hero's side and convince Don Garcia to ride with González rather than against him. During the slightly gory battle, González's friend Jerónimo is mortally wounded. Eventually, a saddened González' watches with happiness as Jerónimo rides away alongside Millán and Santiago to be taken up into Heaven.The supporting cast is first-rate. Indeed, Caesar Romero, Broderick Crawford, and Frankie Avalon are all put to good use. Surprisingly enough, they don't appear to have been dubbed. Avalon is cast as a non-combatant minstrel named Jerifan who strums the yarn on his lute. Unfortunately, leading man Spartaco Santoni generates not so much as a modicum of charisma, while actress Tere Velázquez, appears as just listless as his queen. Luis de los Arcos and Paulino Rodrigo penned the screenplay with director Javier Setó based on the anonymous poem "Poema de Fernán González." Inferior dubbing of the principals and some lackluster battle scenes with extras milling around amateurishly don't help matters.

The Castilian tells the story of the legend of Fernan Gonzalez who led the first successful resistance to the Moslem Moors in 10th century Spain. For the American audiences and the only actors who did not need English dubbing, Cesar Romero, Broderick Crawford, and Frankie Avalon are in the cast.I kid you not, Frankie Avalon. The then teenage idol is a minstrel who sings a few songs accompanying himself on the lute and does the narration. He does look kind of cute in his minstrel boy outfit, although voices like Orson Welles or Alexander Scourby are normally used for the role of narrator in epics. But Frankie sings real nice.The role of Fernan Gonzalez is played Espartaco Santoni who had a fairly decent career in the Spanish cinema according his list of credits here. He's was no threat to Charlton Heston though.As history and the story line of the film have it, Castile would not have been a betting man's choice as the place that would eventually take over and unite the various turfs that made up Spain. It was a small county caught between two bigger Christian kingdoms, Leon and Navarre, and to the south by the Moors. Everybody wants to be top dog.Allegedly the patron saint of Spain, the disciple James and the patron saint of Castile, Milan long dead were sighted riding in battle against the Moors. That's shown here in the film and for sincere believers it is part of the record.The film was shot at the actual battle locations, no doubt with the great cooperation of the Franco government which never missed an opportunity to emphasize Spain's Catholic tradition. On the other hand, financing was on the cheap, El Cid was done a whole lot better.

The Castilian, about a nobleman leading his people against invaders, takes a look at the medieval Spanish wars between the Moors and the Christians. It tells the tale of a hero, Fernán González, who comes out of exile to become Count of Castile and overthrow the grip of Moorish tyranny with his mighty sword. Gonzáles was one of Spain's greatest heroes and a pioneer of guerilla warfare. Cult star Soledad Miranda has a small part as Maria, a Castilian woman who is to be given to the Moors to appease them. Interestingly enough, this drama was filmed at the actual sites in Spain where the events unfolded. The film might not be entirely accurate historically, but the actors are good and the movie overall is enjoyable to watch.

While it tells an ostensibly historical story about the rise of Castile as the predominant power on the Iberian peninsula, this period film is filled with stilted acting, raging anachronisms, poor dubbing, and ridiculous scenes. Someone without any knowledge of the history involved, might find it passable as a love story. Any knowledge of the history makes it worthwhile only as a farce.