Totally Blonde (2001)

One of the worst movies I've ever seen

I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

There is just no way that this li'l flick can really merit the six stars I've awarded it. They all go to Krista Allen, though. Who plays against devastating odds: a poor script, very weak storyline, jarring distracting sideshow actors. It occurs to me that Mr. Van Slee had perhaps too much say in its making, perhaps with some external creative input? But Ms. Allan saved the day! Though I had the misfortune to like her in the movie, then to go read the reviews, and be negatively influenced by them. Yes, it is really not such a good wig, although when I first saw the movie, it all seemed just sexy. Another reviewer did point out how innocent the picture is with its absence of violence and this is very true. It does irk me a bit that most are so in ecstasy about that lame singer. Oh for crying out loud, us guys come to see the blonde chick and the show is about her and I LOVE HER! And to the Mother Grundie who pointed out that Krista was in EMMANUELLE IN SPACE: hell, if I looked like Krista I'd have stood naked in front of a mirror all day and possibly would have been in a little skinfest flick too! I especially love those bare feet going to the shower, the blonde makeover scene with her lovely decolletage, and the peace sign she gives the waiter as she orders two portions of chicken. But, yes, when watched the second time round, the wig should have been less of a permed look. It should have been free-falling, blowing in the breeze, if you know what I mean. Obvious thing about this movie is that is quickly loses appeal, like bubble-gum losing flavor. The second half seems trite. All sparkle is lost. You needed a better script. Oh yeah, and the overall film quality is poor. Did they use old stock to film it on? I imported the movie through Amazon, so it has got to be the official version, but the image is not bright at all. Which sums up the whole plot. But blonde Krista is huggable! Ooh bunny! Had she not been in it, I wouldn't even have bothered with this review. Okay, Krista, will you come out to play now? Pretty please with pancake syrup all over it?

This movie was dumb and contrite and I felt the need to comment on the last comment made. Although the film may be somewhat family friendly, there IS nudity and strong sexual content at moments. When entering the hotel to locate her boyfriend's room, Meg's shirt busts open without her knowledge. There she is for minutes standing in an open shirt with her scant purple bra. Not only do you see this, but the hotel staff continues to ogle her and make several sexual remarks. The main staff member then implies that Meg is a prostitute. After gaining entry to the room, sexual sounds are heard and Meg strips off her clothing to surprise her boyfriend. She is then in a bra and thong with a full rear view shot. Meg enters the room to see her boyfriend having sex, the woman being topless. This is by far NOT a family friendly film.

This is a cute movie that is a guilty pleasure. good date movie at home. I saw on show time and have tried to find in stores but no luck so far. Story is simplistic but fun. good old big band rat pack music. Sex overtone makes it a no no for kids. dead pan humor and sight gags are good for a laugh or two. under rated movie and under rated talent in this one. the lead babe is worth the watch at lest she is a babe and a half. the movie lags at points and my not have know where it was going at points so i can see why it my not be liked. If you like Elvis movies, beach movies, chick flicks you will like this. about cast these people are tring hard they have talent and need there big brake and some deserve it. excuse spelling thanks for reading eddie dee

The title of this film might not seem appropriate after you watch the movie in it's entirety. Meg Peters dyes her hair blonde within the opening credits, and she never looks back. Only a few comments in the beginning are made about her change of look. After that, it doesn't really affect her as a person or in her relationships. She never wonders if the men she meets are only after her for the stereotypical image of a blonde bombshell. In fact, in the last scene, when her hair is back to her natural color, the guy she is with (I don't want to give it away) doesn't say anything about it at all. He never even noticed her look; it was the cheesy Hollywood romance of her physical appearance may have caught his eye in the beginning, but he loved her for who she was inside. Other than that, the film was a throw-back to the 1950s style - swing dancing and an attempt at physical comedy. Krista Allen doesn't match Lucille Ball in that respect, but she gives it her all and delivers a performance that is just exaggerated enough to make you laugh but groan with the thought of "what if there really are people this ditzy in the world?" at the same time. Her chemistry with her costars is great- she and Maeve Quinlan appear close, just like best friends. Michael Buble was a surprising talent. I was impressed at how well he could sing, and Brody Hutzler was the typical surfer dude- pretty to look at and that's about it. Colin Mochrie's cameos were great, but I think the best one was the one that was left from the movie and just shown during credits as a blooper. The film was beautifully shot, with only one continuity error and a few instances of an oddly large amount of headroom (nothing that keeps from enjoying the piece). Andrew Van Slee is a very talented guy, who seems to me to be a newcomer, but after this he's sure to go far. Plus it was nice to see Krista in a starring role. It's definitely a better film than Legally Blonde!