Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Powerful

Pretty good movie overall. First half was nothing special but it got better as it went along.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

I like comedy horrors and I finally got around to seeing this film and found it very disappointing.The thing that spoiled it for me was Corden. There is far too much of him playing his usual one-dimensional character that he obviously has not developed and which he thinks is funny but isn't really.In fact, Corden's 'performance' could hardly be called 'acting' in any sense of the word - but that is hardly surprising from this talentless lump with a big mouth. There was far too much of him in this filmHopefully we won't be seeing his smarmy face in any other movies or on television ever again - but perhaps that is hoping for too much.The other actors were brilliant and really embraced the typically British comic element of the film.If you like Corden (goodness knows why) then you may like this film. otherwise it is definitely worth spending your time watching something else.

Don't get me wrong - I didn't go into this expecting Citizen Kane but as a fan of Hammer films and Matt Horne in The Catherine Tate Show and Gavin and Stacey, I expected more than this complete tripe.If you find "gags" about "bumming", "ponces" and "hot d+kes" amusing then you won't be disappointed. It's full of them.The film's really got nothing to commend it - if you don't like James Corden, this won't be the film to change your mind. He basically reprises his role as Smithy in Gavin and Stacey - right down to the robotic dancing. Matt Horne does slightly better with terrible material to work with and the less said about the vampires the better. They won't be getting into RADA based on these performances and accents.The script writers seem to be under the impression that sticking a swearword into a line of dialogue somehow makes it amusing. It doesn't.So, don't waste 80 minutes of your life!

Usually I hate horror comedies, especially vampire comedies, but this one works.Jimmy, whose girlfriend once again cheated on him, and his best buddy, Fletch, who thinks only about one thing, decide to take a vacation of sorts with no money to wherever a dart on a map will land. It takes them to some remote English village. The strange locals offer free booze and free stay at some cottage farther away from the bar.As luck would have it a bunch of attractive girls are also staying there and the guys run into them. But the area is also stalked by lesbian vampires who are trying to resurrect their vampire queen. Jimmy is the descendant of a vampire slaying knight and the girl he's interested in is a virgin. The vampires need both of their blood to resurrect the queen.On the trail of the vampires is a vicar who's daughter turns 18 that day. Legend has it that the vampires turn all the girls in the town on their 18th birthday. Fletch who despite his best attempts is unlucky with girls will join the Vicar to fight the vampires who have captured Jimmy and the rest of the girls.Vampire Killers is a great light-hearted and funny movie. It has attractive girls, a bit but not enough nudity, likable characters, and a lot of humor. I wasn't expecting much from this movie but it turned out to be high quality with convincing acting, decent effects, good story, and it was funnier than most "funny" movies around.

If this film was at least funny, I would stand watching it to the end. But no, it's utter-boring, the story is two dudes looking for something to do, then they find some hot and stupid chicks who have nothing to add to this film neither anything funny to say. Not to mention the annoying accent they all have.With all these deceptions, how we, spectators, are supposed to keep watching? The writers must do something to make the film work and involve the audience, it's not just putting some people out of nowhere saying stupid things and people will think it's good. Don't even bother!