FRED: The Movie (2010)

Fresh and Exciting

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

There are great comedies, like Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Death At A Funeral. There are terrible comedies, like Evan Almighty or The Smurfs. Then there's this turd which needs no introduction. This film fails on every level. Nothing about this works. Fred is not only annoying and unlikable, he gets creepy in parts, because he's stalking some girl he thinks is hot. Wow, so smooth, Fred.The acting is terrible as well. Lucas whatever the heck his last name is should have stayed on YouTube (Or just disappear. The videos suck too). He is a terrible actor who brings nothing funny or at least unique to the character. All he does is make annoying voices, that's it. The same goes for the rest of the cast.Okay, there's like one actor/character I did like; John Cena. I give him props for being in this piece of crap and actually giving a charismatic performance that was so random it made me laugh, but the rest of the movie is so cruel and grueling to sit through that I forgot about him until he showed up again.Don't watch this, bye bye.

I believe this movie was a well written, well rehearsed movie. It's plot about chasing the girl of your dreams is an original idea, never done before. The cinematographic of movie was well shot, good job my man. The pool scene made me LMAO ROFL so funny! The inclusion of John Cena as the inspirational father and convenient plot mover was smart and quirky. All and all this was a fantastic movie, I've seen it 4 times and still can't find a single flaw! Fred the movie is a flawless movie with picture perfect shots and acting. 10/10

FREDS OBSESSED WITH JUDY. THE VOICE IS BAD, CONSTANT SCREAMING!!! OTT ACTING!! BERTHA WAS COOOOL, WHY Didn't FRED LIKE HERRRR????? KEVINS A CREEP!! WHY IS JOHN CENA IN THIS?!?!?! THE WHOLE THING MAKES ME Embarrassed TO WATCH IT! I FEEL SORY FOR THE NEIGHBOURS TO HEAR THIS! I FEEL SORRY FOR THAT ACTOR WHO CAN DO THAT VOICE. PIXIE IS A BAD ACTOR. LIKE Everyone IN THIS MOVIE APART FROM JENNETTE SHE'S GOOD. AHHHHHHH. All this is my trying to explain this movie. When I was younger I enjoyed this garbage. HOW?!?!?! My mind can't comprehend this tragic thing. Half of it is Fred screaming or crying. It is better than KC's Saving Christmas and Zombie Nation but makes From Justin to Kelly and Foodfight look really good! This has to be a 0.5/10 the only good thing coming from this movie is the scenes with Bertha in, she's the best actor in this trash.

That was dreadful. At first I thought that it can't be that bad. Well, it is. It starts out with Fred driveling on and on about some tripe that is never mentioned or referred to again. Then it becomes creepier than Insidious as we see Fred's schizoaffective disorder - stalking a girl named Judy. When I say stalking, I mean having a notebook covered in cutouts of her photos, and confirming the path her car takes with his notes. His strange obsession with Judy doesn't end there as he believes that they are two halves of one and that she really loves him, and therefore they should live together forever. Suddenly, Judy moves into another house so Fred sets out on a journey to find his lost love.Now, this movie is not completely devoid of laughs... well, no, actually it is, but I did smile 2 or 3 times. Unfortunately those smiles were quickly killed by Fred having seizures in front of the camera desperately trying to be funny.Near the end, the movie turns into a montage of a fake party. Then it turns into a montage of a montage of the fake party, because they had to stretch the runtime somehow. I could not make this up if I wanted to. At one point, it unintentionally turns into something resembling Invasion of the Body Snatchers, as everyone in the school turns into Fred, because he is cool. You think is it some social commentary about our society? Is it really a misunderstood dramatic experiment? No, it's just really bad! It's something that was supposed to be on the videotape in the Ring! In the end it leaves you feeling empty, like something was taken away from you. Something that you can never have back.